A lesson learned? or an Obligation?

A clean, tale? Or a vulgar retort?

Explained, is something many have been through, few have talked about.

Sarcastic, witty, creative. Blunt.

Next time you get pulled over driving drunk and you get a second chance, or if you simply want to chuckle, and enjoy a story of chaotic manner, pick up this book and gain a laugh, an experience, a tale with moral, extracted painfully, unwillingly, but eventually.