Kelly Melang is an avid explorer of both the mind and the body. In her collection of essays we discover new and hilarious questions:

* Why do they have those erectile dysfunction commercials when children are in front of the TV and what do they mean?

* How do you get two children dressed and ready to ski?

* Is there a reason many people spend tons of money on massages?

* How do you get ripped off with those Picture Plans?



Join Kelly as she navigates motherhood while training for her marathons and triathlons. Can she stay sane with her two little boys? Snot and Tears is a tribute to being a mother, being an athlete, and living life to it's fullest. Always remember, life is good!