This is a collection of life morsels, monuments, verbalisms, accounts, memoirs, rants & wailings of your favorite neighborhood slacker, that Ben Champagne. You won't find high-end theology here. You won't find penetrating insight that might change your life, caboodles of fictional crow, illogical assumptions of past and future or a thesis on what the universe is or should be. What you will find here is Hosserific discharge. What might be there to laugh at and what might be there to think about. You like food? You like movies? You like music? You like lists? You'll enjoy this pair of underwear. Politics, religion, golden showers or math? Not your book.