Hello, you. :) I'm a native of Northwest Indiana; it's kind of like a southeast suburb of Chicago, but, you know... in a different state. That's how I roll. I have a BS in Computer Information Systems and three years at Columbia College of Chicago’s film school under my belt - as well as pants. I recently lived in South Korea for a little over two years where I taught English, took photos and shared amazing adventures with the love of my life, Shannon. I play chess and the guitar; I love portmanteaus & retronyms, time travel, comic books, and Rube Goldberg devices; I also have a penchant for Kettle One vodka and carpeted walls. I've never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, eaten an endangered animal, played a saxophone to woo a lover, nor lost in a pillow fight. Should I have written this in the third-person? Crap.