There is a house and then another house. There are trees and some sheep and a room with a sink. You can't touch anything but you can look, but not for too long because it might break or age one thousand years. I best start walking because it will take me forty minutes.
You must stand on the fake carpet as the real one is very old.
Why are there so many cans?
The tour guide said that clocks add a heartbeat to a house but I'm finding it hard to concentrate because they are ticking at different times.
It is very beautiful here. Look! Look at this chandelier. Look at all the things these people can do. They can do these things because of me. It is all about me.
Please, make yourselves at home. Make yourselves comfortable. What's yours is mine.
Just remember not to touch anything.