This book is a cooperative effort of Team Bristlecone – a rowdy bunch of ecologists, graduate students, and research assistants who have spent their summers in the White Mountains of California researching the ecology of Pinus longaeva, the ancient Bristlecone Pines. Maybe it was the food, maybe the water, maybe the high-altitude or the romantic misty mountains – but beginning sometime in the summer of 2004, the members of Team Bristlecone began to see erotic images in the trees – and this phenomenon has occurred every summer since then. None of these images are manipulated, all are real trees, and some require more imagination than others. All proceeds go to the beer money fund for future Team Bristlecone field crews. Enjoy.